The "hard" life of a waiter!!

Hi there everybody,
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Sadly, I have no blogging experience......what I do have is a fairly long history working in bar's, hotels and restaurants.
So what better, then to write about the funny things I've heard working in "the industry".
The following stories all come from working in Palm beach!!!!
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Setting:Dark summernight.
Client on terrace:"Can you please put up the umbrella...i've burned myself on the beach today and I don't want to be burned more by the terrace light."
Waiter:"I could, but as far as I know you can't get burned by lightbulbs."
Client:"Oh, okay."
Waiter walks away.........and 2 seconds later the people move to a different table away from the light!!!!
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Client:"I would like the guacamole.....but could you make it without avocado?"
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Client:"Can I have an orange juice please?"
Waiter:"Fresh or a bottle?"
Client:"No, mate.....the squeezy one!"
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Waiter:"I'm sorry, we are out of chicken and lettuce."
Client:"Okay, can I please have a caesar salad?"

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Client:"Can I please order a veggieburger with extra bacon."
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This is just a small selection of true stories.......so the next time you see a waiter in Palm beach laughing......there might be a new story on the way!!!!!

Gr Aart